To be enraged is to be truly enlightened to the ways of things -- Me I'm just going to rage quit life in any minute now -- Me The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think Do not go gentle into that good night Rage, rage against the dying of the light To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable If you're in your comfort zone for too long, you're declining or you're dying Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't feel Just because I don't believe doesn't mean I don't understand This Statement is False! Does a set of all sets contain itself? I came here to kickass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. I love you, Honey Bunny Bitch, be cool! If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end People who know what they're talking about don't need PowerPoint -- Steve Jobs Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them Pretend to be completely in control and people will assume that you are -- Steve Jobs Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things The rich get richer and the poor get - children A dress has no meaning unless it makes a man want to take it off The Sun was born, so it shall die, So only shadows comfort me Vision without Execution is Hallucination One More Thing We are nihilists. We believe nothing Your joy is my low Try a little harder to be a little better Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication I don't want to die without any scars I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me Don't eat the yellow snow Come on you fiend! I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar One that would have the fruit must climb the tree The finest fruit is highest on the tree Live to the point of tears I aim to misbehave People, generally, suck The thin edge of the wedge Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before I can resist anything except temptation All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving Where the horse lies down is where you whoop its ass Purple does something strange to me You have my soul and I have your money I am a deeply superficial person The harder I work, the luckier I get I have to return some videotapes Get busy living or get busy dying We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare The way to succeed is to double your error rate Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens from the Sea Lead, follow, or get out of the way All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy You must do the things you think you cannot do Never mistake motion for action I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying The more you know the less you need to say Life is hard. After all, it kills you Reality leaves a lot to the imagination Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom The difference between knowing the path and walking the path The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple Living is hard, It's taken years off of my life It was either be an artist, or be insane Thou errant elf-skinned minnow! Thou reeky swag-bellied popinjay! Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one Because we have guns and we're not afraid to use them Not all who wander are lost I think serial monogamy says it all I don't do drugs. I am drugs If we fail here death will be a blessing. for Aiur! Because I know you want it May help with indigestion May help lower cholesterol I am just going outside and may be some time Better than Cocaine Lubrication for your mind Procrastination at It's best I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours Contains only 4% Salt Targets your A-zone Because reality is overrated Ekki Ekki ter wang plop That's no ordinary rabbit It was him... all him, not me It's here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it Damn it, damn it all to hell It's wrong, I'm not going to tell you why Behind the box in the loft All your base are belong to us |\/|4d l33t 5k¬°11z0r!! Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose Don't stand in the way of my actualisation as a man I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech Consciousness is a terrible curse If you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me Papa's got a brand new bag I remember that sound. It's a bad sound! I make him an offer he don't refuse My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass That.. is the sound of inevitability Bravely bold Sir Robin Your father smells of elderberries Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm! Behold The Holy Hand Grenade Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration